i think i found the only acceptable way to use surprise bitch in 2014
in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as "zee"
they pronounce it as "zed" and that is crazy to me
it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it
They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.
she’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s miss united states
You like yoga. You like dogs. What is happening here? What’s that feeling in your chest? Is it chemistry? Is it a burning need for something that combines two of your life loves?
It could be heartburn. That doesn’t mean you don’t want this on a thing though.
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anyone please ask your crush out like this
The thrilling answer
and the awkward stupidity continues
baseball dude emails ghost boy to study together in the library
bored with airplanes
russia: no homo
the rest of the world:
I got this little Octo-pal from this lovely person; she also has a nice blog so you could check it out if you like.
I took him with me on an adventure and took those photos but I still have to come up with a name.
Ohmigod look at this!! It looks so much cuter when it’s photographed outdoors! (My octos will soon conquer the world, muahaha!)
true friends don’t judge each other
they judge other people